A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.
“Mommy, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” he asked.
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replied.
“No, not that. What’s that long thing that’s hanging between the elephant’s legs?” asked the boy.
Embarrassed, the mother replied, “Oh, it’s nothing, son.” She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.
While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, “Daddy, what’s that long thing hanging between the elephant’s legs?”
“That’s the elephant’s penis, son,” explained the father.
“Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?” the boy asked.
Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, “I’ve spoiled that woman, son!”
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When it comes to winter delights and Thomas Kinkade, what you see is what you get…and happily so! Never has a snow man been filled with more charming personality. With his beaming smile, carrot nose and rosy cheeks, he’ll gladly share that joy with you. You’re certain to be clearly enchanted by this MARKET FIRST Thomas Kinkade collectible snow man figurine featuring authentic cut crystal, an illuminated village and animated train!
Discover three incredible treasures in one with this unique home decor, available exclusively from The Bradford Editions. This three-dimensional collectible snowman figurine “houses” an illuminated 3D village with four buildings, a pond, bridge and 10 villagers. Just touch the switch to see the buildings light up and the tiny train circle the base! Heavy demand is expected, and you won’t want to miss out. Click here to order now!
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September 24th, 2008
If you are looking for a gift that will be unique and personal, then giving a figurine is an excellent choice. It doesn’t matter what the age or gender of the person is, figurines are always appreciated.
There are many people who like to collect figurines. If you have a friend or loved one who collects them you should know, they can never have too many. You won’t go wrong by adding one or even several to their collection. Many people find that figurines are fun to collect because you can display them almost anywhere in your home or even at work. They can add to the theme of a child’s room or they can brighten up a dull corner in your living room.
Figurines are a great gift idea because you can find one that will fit any personality. This can be especially helpful if you are having trouble finding a gift for that person who has everything. You should be able to find a figurine that they don’t have.
Figurines can be very elegant or they can be playful and charming. There are crystal figurines that you might want to give to your sophisticated adult friend or family member. Then there are character figurines, such as Disney characters, that you might want to give to a child or even to an adult who still loves their favorite childhood cartoon characters.
There are even places that will customize a figurine to resemble someone you know. If you have a photo of someone, a figurine can be crafted into a cartoon style face to resemble the person in the photo. This can be a really unique gift. You can also give figurines that represent an important event that someone has experienced or places they have traveled. Or they can represent something that someone hopes to achieve in the future. You can also find religious figurines for almost any religion, which always mean a lot to people of faith.
Figurines can be expensive or they can be cheap. For example, a crystal figurine may cost more than one made from porcelain, depending on where you buy it from and if it is considered to be an antique. Crystal figurines can be found in many department stores, while porcelain figurines can be found in almost any discount store.
Giving personalized figurines to a friend or loved one is also a way of showing someone you have noticed what they like or what is important to them. They will know right away that you put some thought into their gift That kind of gift will be appreciated by anyone.
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Victor Epand is an expert consultant for pottery, antiques, and figurines. When shopping for pottery, antiques and figurines, we recommend these online stores for pottery, antiques, and gift figurines.
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August 28th, 2008
After a few years of collecting crystal figurines your display shelf or curio cabinet can begin to look cluttered or disorganized. A good way to solve this problem is to theme your collection.
Here are a few simple tips that will make your display dazzle with interest. Look over your crystal figurines and identify those figurines that have something in common. For example, you might have a crystal elephant, a horse on a ball, and a clown. The theme here would be a circus.
If your crystal figurine collection is comprised of all animals, view them as farm animals, forest animals, jungle animals, zoo animals and build a cluster of figurines in these groups. Dolphins, oysters, starfish, lighthouses and sailboats create an ocean theme. The different themes are limited only by the figurines in your collection and your imagination.
Some collectors focus on one category of figurines such as butterflies or frogs or dogs. In this case, you can theme by manufacturer, color, size, style or artistic value. Each of these themes can be made attractive and interesting.
Collectors who have only a few crystal figurines can combine two or three figurines together in a group. Placing a crystal butterfly next to a crystal rose figurine is a nice touch, or placing a frog under a mushroom works nicely. Think about relationships and you’ll come up with lots of ideas and combinations.
The best time to reorganize your crystal collection is the day you clean and dust your display. As you remove the figurines, place them on a large table in the appropriate groupings you have identified. Once all the crystal figurines are on the table, you have plenty of room to rearrange each grouping according to size and eye appeal.
Spend some time on this activity to get the best visual effect that you can. Does the grouping look better with the figurines facing each other or all facing in the same direction. What is the best angle placement for each figurine in relation to the other figurines in the group? Obviously the larger figurines should be behind the smaller figurines.
But what do you do if all the figurines are about the same size? Try placing small, clear plastic stands of varying heights to raise the figurines in the back of the grouping. Varying heights adds interest and focus to the theme. You may have to do some searching for the plastic stands. Try arts and crafts shops and collectible stores.
Avoid using solid material for stands in a lighted curio cabinet. It will block some of the light filtering down through the figurines and glass shelving and create unwanted shadows. Figurine displays on a solid wood shelf or in a bookcase would not be affected by solid or colored stands. Just remember, under certain lighting conditions, crystal figurines will pick up and reflect the colors around them. Is that an effect that you want?
Now that you have all your theme groups laid out and adjusted for height, you can begin placing them back in the display cabinet or on the shelf. When the display area is completed, stand back and visually check each theme group. Can you see all of the figurines in the group? Can you immediately identify the theme? Make your final adjustments and you’re finished. Sit back and enjoy your beautiful crystal figurine collection.
If you want a stunning display of crystal figurines theme your crystal figurine collection. Your display will be organized, interesting and have great eye appeal
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Lowry Mell is a retired Merchandiser and former Management and Business Consultant. His articles focus of new and creative ways to use and display crystal and crystal figurines. For more information, visit: http://www.CrystalSplendor.com
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July 30th, 2008
It may seem strange at first to think you could build a crystal figurine collection with fairy tales, but it is a simple and fun approach to collecting. You will need three things to get you started:
1. A good anthology of Fairy Tales 2. A reliable source where you can purchase the crystal figurines 3. A young child who loves having stories read to him/her.
One of the marvelous things about fairy tales is the numerous little creatures and animals that are mentioned in the stories. Children love the animals, especially if there are good illustrations along with the story. There are rabbits, bears, elephants, snails, fish, and butterflies and so on throughout the list of fairy tales. The good thing is that there are crystal figurines available for almost any animal you can name.
Your first step is to find a good anthology of fairy tales with beautiful, whimsical illustrations. While a new book from your favorite book store might be expensive, you can find more reasonably priced books in book swap stores, used book stores, local libraries that offer clearance sales and even garage sales.
Your second step is to locate a reliable retail store that carries crystal animal figurines at a price that fits your budget. Try gift shops and specialty stores in your local mall or shopping center. You can also find retailers on the internet. There are literally hundreds of internet stores offering crystal animal figurines in different sizes, shapes, design, quality, color and price ranges.
Your last step is to tie the crystal figurine and the fairy tale together. You can do this in several ways. You can buy a crystal animal figurine mentioned in the story first and have it available when you start the story. Or you can read the story to your child and find out which animal he or she likes the best and then purchase that crystal animal. Last, you can purchase your figurines spread out over time as your budget permits. One thing you can count on is reading the same fairy tales again and again and again. No matter which path you choose, your child will always have the opportunity to see and hold the figurine when you are reading the tale.
After several years of reading fairy tales and other stories, you’ll find that you have acquired a nice collection of crystal figurines. At the same time, you have provided many hours of enjoyment to your youngster. The figurines and the stories will be very special to your child for awhile. They grow so fast and move on to new adventures. But you will always have the crystal animal figurines and the memories of the evenings you read the fairy tales and shared the crystal figurines with your child.
You really can build your crystal figurine collection with fairy tales as well as making bedtime for your child a fun and exciting activity. As the saying goes, “Two birds with one stone.
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Lowry Mell is a retired Merchandiser and a former Marketing and Business Consultant. His articles focus on new and creative ways to display and use crystal and crystal figurines. For more information, visit: http://www.CrystalSplendor.com
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July 4th, 2008
The relationship between a mother and daughter is a bond like no other. For in the eyes of every mother, her daughter is a cherished, priceless gift who brings light to every day! Share your love for a special daughter this Mother’s Day with a collectible Precious Moments figurine for daughters inspired by the acclaimed artistry of beloved creator Sam Butcher. It’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift from your heart to hers!
Honor this most treasured of family bonds with this Precious Moments collectible, available only from Hamilton Collection. This memorable Mother’s Day gift for daughter is handcrafted of fine bisque porcelain and hand-painted in a soft palette of pastel shades. Heartwarming demand is expected, and you won’t want to miss out. Order now at this site!
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April 16th, 2008
We all know that one person who is simply impossible to shop for. It can be your father, your brother, or just an acquaintance that you don’t know too well. Whether you’re shopping for birthdays or holidays, it’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what they’d like.
Now if you’re like me, giving figurines wouldn’t be your first choice. However, no other gift can cover such a wide variety of people, and I’ve found that there’s a figurine for everyone. There are sports figurines for the sports fanatics, all sorts of animal figurines for pet owners, and plenty of cherub figurines for the angel lovers, just to name a few.
Some more figurines that make great gifts include…
Cat & dog figurines
Golf figurines
Rose and flower figurines
Glass figurines
Buddha figurines
Figurines even make great conversation starters in homes. Once they receive their gift, tell them to put it in highly visible areas for the best effect. They can compliment other items in your home, and even add charm and character to where they live.
And it’s never been easier to find the perfect figurine. With all the different lines of figurines available, it can be overwhelming at times. However, if you know your person well, it shouldn’t take you more than five minutes to find them a great figurine that compliments their personality perfectly.
One final tip- when buying gifts for large groups, such as wedding parties or clubs, figurines are inexpensive options. Many retailers offer large discounts when you buy in volume.
Figurines make thoughtful and sentimental gift ideas for any loved one in your life. Spread the joy that only the perfect figurine can bring!
Written by Travis, visit his site at www.TheFigurineStore.com
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April 2nd, 2008
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