Lessons In Collecting Insulators (Even If I Don’t Collect Them)
12.01.08By Deanna DahlsadI originally wasn’t too thrilled with the copy of the May 1978 issue of Women’s Circle magazine I held in my hands, for it didn’t beckon with glamor and fashion. But experience has taught me not to judge a publication by its cover, so I made myself turn each page with careful consideration. I didn’t have to go far before something caught my fancy… There on the first real page of content, instructions for making candlesticks from glass insulators.
At the top of the page, a line of text stating information on collecting insulators would be found on page 24 — but I had to turn each page to get there, due to my afore mentioned promise. (Which meant I discovered how to batik with cookie cutters, and that there once was a woman who billed herself as The Queen Of The Senile Girls — among other things.) But eventually I got to page 24 and found several pages on collecting insulators.
I don’t collect insulators; but nevertheless, they bring back memories. (And not all of them are flattering — but bear with me, collectors of insulators! I promise, I learn my lesson.)
I remember as a child rummage sale-ing with my parents and spotting boxes of turquoise-y blue glass. They didn’t interest me, but boy were other adults interested in them. During the 70’s it seemed every driveway that had such boxes also had a set of bickering grown-ups ready to do battle over whose hand had touched the box first. Anything that reduced adults to behaving worse than my sister and I was worthy of my attention, so I asked my parents what those glass things were.
Dad explained that they were insulators, typically from telephone lines. Actually, Dad said a lot more than that — I recall words like ‘electricity’ and ‘conductor’ being used — but I zoned out and naturally enough looked up. Seeing so many insulators ‘everywhere’ had me confused as to the popularity of the insulators. I couldn’t understand the fascination. Even when Dad said something about new lines going underground and that glass insulators were becoming (more or less) obsolete, I was underwhelmed.
This is not only a typical child’s reaction, but the typical reaction of anyone who does not collect what others do: We often just don’t “get it”.
But first there’s more to learn.
As I grew a bit older, I saw the interest in insulators wane. There were no more arguments over the boxes — and soon, or so it seemed, boxes of insulators weren’t even given a second glance, often remaining at the end of those driveways until garbage day. And, being the (bratty) little pros we were, my sister and I would snicker at dealers who had insulators proudly displayed (and highly priced) at flea markets and antique shows. (Any real dealer would know how passé insulators were — duh!) Sometimes, as dealers learned their (short-term) lessons, we’d even see those insulators in the trash cans at the end of flea markets; inventory literally dumped.
Thus, I learned about ‘collecting trends’. (And, I’ll admit, to peeking in garbage cans at fair grounds.)
By the mid-80’s, I was no longer a bratty child; I was a snotty 20-something who rolled her eyes when she spotted a insulator collection in a young man’s apartment — after all, hadn’t I put away such childish things, having divested myself of pink poodle spaghetti figurines?
:sigh: Some of us have to learn the hard way.
Not only do I mourn the loss of my pink poodle friends, but I wish I hadn’t been such an idiot about insulators — or the guys who collected them. Had I only stopped to think of how interesting, passionate, dedicated, committed (at least to their collection!), and delightfully nutty collectors are… Well, maybe I wouldn’t have made less dating mistakes; but at least the mistakes would have been with far more interesting, passionate and delightfully nutty guys. *wink*
I mean what collector can’t appreciate another collector going frame by frame through a scene in The Wedding Singer, to identify the individual insulators behind Robby Hart’s bed? Now that’s dedication (and nuttiness) I can admire.
I may not collect insulators, but I appreciate them now — and I’m not just saying this because insulators now can fetch a pretty penny either. I appreciate their history, rarity, their beauty when set in sunny places, and the collectors who pursue them.
I appreciate insulators so much so that I shudder to think how many old insulators may have been lost to landfills, damaged due to neglect — or even made into candlesticks.

























